Diary of a Metal Mommy

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Home = Castle, Once Again

What is it with castles up for sale all of a sudden? This of course is the castle to end all castles...the ancient home to Vlad the Impaler, Count Dracula himself. Now we all know that Drac was not a very nice guy...not a vampire, mind you, but definitely had a taste for blood as he tortured and impaled thousands of people...so maybe the place wouldn't have a very good vibe, but still. You can NOT get more metal than owning Dracula's Castle, that's just all there is to it. You'd just have to do some serious Feng Shui to get out all of that bad chi. Hey, if you could afford this place that is predicted to go for more than 130 mill, you can afford a honkin' crystal to hang in the center to ward off evil spirits.

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1 Comments:

  • At 1:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    LOL!!! LOL!!!

    Oh Honey..you seriously CRACK.ME.UP!!! :)

     

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