Happy Mom's Day!

Happy Mother's Day to all of those wonderful mothers out there. You know who you are. I always thought it would be funny to be able to buy a special Mother's Day card for someone who was really an ass. You buy a card, all sweet-looking in a lavender envelope, maybe even smelling of Love's Baby Soft, on the cover is written the usual Happy Mother's Day greeting in swirly cursive with the requisite butterflies and birds...then they open it up and it says something like, "Happy Mother's Day to one serious Mother Fucker." Ha!!! (doh! I just said the F bomb! Won't Stephanie be so proud of me?) I think I should contact Hallmark, don't you?