Bad InVESTment

I hate vests. They are so dorky. SO dorky, all I can think of is that stupid David Naughton guy dancing around and asking me if I'd be a Pepper. Irritating! The fingerless gloves, the leg warmers... also pretty ridic fashion, but they are a good kind of goofy, in my opinion. I could possibly be seen in those. But unless it's a cool corsetty-type vest, this 40-year old won't be caught dead in one. shiver!