Coffee, Tea or...Pee?!

Nobody but nobody better mess with my coffee. It seems someone must have had a serious grudge and decided to spike everyone's office brew with a little Number One. Ug! How very disturbing. I guess they caught the guy by setting up a video camera, after having suspicions. Who would even suspect such a thing? Did they take a sip and go, "Hmmm...I think I'm getting the essence of urine here..."?? Apparently, this guy is giving a new meaning to the term "going postal"!

Gotta love ebay...

Where else can you come in contact with kooks from around the world?? My sister sent me an email with this photo attached, telling me that in this ebay listing, it is very obvious that it is a man selling this table. Then she asked me to look for clues as to how she knew this. Hmmm, I thought. Well, the room is very pink, so it couldn't be that. The table looks quite neat and organized, so it certainly couldn't be that. I sent her an email saying I was stumped. She then told me to look in the mirror. Egads! Maybe you are quicker than I am, and you saw it right away. But I have to say after seeing it, I sort of wish I hadn't....! My question is, does this guy walk around in the nude all day, or does he actually get off knowing that his nakedness is cleverly displayed for all to see?! Either way, eeeeeuuu. I came back from vacation for this?!

A Stink Bomb

Speaking of the "fragrance of release", I love this. We as a people are so paranoid that we are thinking whoopee cushions are bombs. It's a sad state of affairs. Then again, Coreman's farts are a sort of terrorist attack on my olfactories.