A Potato Chip With Heart

Just my luck. I delve into a bag of Lay's potato chips, and what do I get? A chip in the shape of a heart. Granted, it's cute, but why couldn't it have been in the shape of the Virgin Mary? Or Elvis? Something that could get me some dough on ebay. (Mamma needs new boots!) Or at least one in the shape of George W's head, so I could get the pleasure of biting his head off.